Sorry, I can't come to the blog right now. I'm...busy.
So, I finally have things to write about (Transgendered Korean Country singer! Beach vacation! Wayward pancreas and insulin pumps!) but I have no time to write about them.
Tomorrow I leave for a week at the beach with some of my favorite people, and I've been so busy pre-emptively micromanaging every aspect of life that I won't be in control of when I'm gone that I haven't had time to write.
Maye I'll have to do some ocean front blogging. Maybe I can convince everyone to participate in a video blog poolside.
Either way, I'll be back with a full report of all the Bad Girl goings-on.
(And if you'd like a post card, e-mail me your address.)