Marianne: YouTube green porn.
Brandi: I'm both horrified and highly amused. PENETRATE ME! (Also? I kind of want to be Isabella Rossellini when I grow up.)
Marianne: Did you watch the dolphins? I've only seen two of them. My daughter made me watch them.
Brandi: I watched praying mantis and bed bugs. Then my kid came in and I had to stop.
Marianne: Dolphins are...wow!
Brandi: Yeeaahhh. I just snuck into my garage to watch Isabella Rossellini narate dolphin porn. This is what my life has come to.
[For the record, most of my most scarring and/or amusing experiences have started with Marianne telling me to look something up. Yet I keep doing it. Also, I don't know if this is safe for kids or not.I'm leaning toward not. On one hand, it's totally factual, informational, educational, uses the scientific terms for everything, and is visually very child friendly. On the other hand, you may not want want to have to explain dolphin masturbation or blow hole sex to your kids. Use your best judgment.]