So, if my laptop were a person, it would be an STD ridden hooker.
The virus that ate my laptop last week came back. And pretty much the only option was to erase the hard drive and start over. (So, I guess now it's an STD ridden hooker with amnesia?)
And of course now it won't connect to our secured internet connection (like when we first tried hooking it up last month). (So make that an STD ridden hooker with amnesia who refuses to use a condom.)
So, anyway, broken technology has kept me away, internets. Which is probably for the best because I didn't have much to write about and you would have been forced to read about my "wart of sin" from back in 1995 or something.
Anyway, to be honest I still don't have anything to write about, so I'll just leave you with this. This is real. And he got votes. Thousands of votes. And he's a sheriff. Suddenly Georgia is looking classy and well educated.
And here's one more. It's his official campaign video. Watch it.