Thursday, May 12, 2011

Thursday Morning Confessions

I make this look good.

1. I put the kids to bed early on Wednesday nights so I can watch America's Next Top Model in peace.

2. I seriously considered shaving the cats for a minute or two yesterday.

3. I also thought about vacuuming them.

4. I prayed with all my heart that it would rain all morning so that field day would be canceled and I wouldn't have to go eat lunch--not once but TWICE--with a bunch of hyped up 5 and 6 years olds.

5. It didn't work.

6. I wear a fanny pack at the gym. Don't you judge me. I have keys and water and my note book and my phone to keep track of. It makes life easier.

7. I can feel you judging me.

8. I'm a little bit worried that Amelia may suffer from Trichotillomania. For real.

9. I may need to take out a large loan just to pay for all the crap that Ben is required to have for Scout camp.

10. I really, really, really hope there are no more tornado warnings in the near future, because our safe room is currently where the litter box resides.

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