I've got a Very Special installment of Mullet Monday for you today, internets.
Behold the awesomeness that is...
...MY mullet, circa 1986.
That's me in the stripes. I thought I was pretty hot stuff in that outfit. I remember that I got it to wear for fifth grade field day. You can't see it, but it had an open back with just a few straps criss-crossing it to keep it all together. Also? That's all one piece. The top and bottom are attached.
Between my fashion sense and obviously cutting edge hair style, I can't understand why I wasn't popular.
It's a mystery.