What kind of friend are YOU?

I was browsing in a little boutique in Nashville today {Also browsing? Alison Krauss. For real. I may have peed a little. But I've had a couple of kids, so sometimes I pee a little for no reason at all}.



Anyway, they had a line of handmade cards. If they weren't $30 for a pack of ten, I would have bought a set. And a couple of you would have gotten my very favorite one.

Front:

The Friend Scale



Which of the following would you do for a friend?

A. Post their bail.



B. Cut a bitch for them.



C. After a few glasses of wine,

help them explore their bi-curiosity.



D. After a few glasses of wine? Who needs wine?

Inside:



E. All of the above.

So, what kind of a friend are you?