Monday, January 16, 2012

Crow: The other white meat.

  • "Poorly behaved children are that way because they have lazy parents."
  • "The worst that could happen is that he gets sent to Bosnia for six months."
  • "I will never be one of those people who gains weight back after gastric bypass."
  • "I can't possibly get pregnant--I'm infertile."
  • "If I ever had to pay $3.50 a gallon for gas, I'd take public transportation."
  • "No one will ever read it anyway."
  • "Thirty-five seems so...old."
  • "Of course it's true!"
  • "Why do we need anything faster than dial-up?"
  • "They can't keep him there for more than a year."

So, internets, what are some the most naively stupid things
you've ever said?

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