Crow: The other white meat.

• "Poorly behaved children are that way because they have lazy parents."

• "The worst that could happen is that he gets sent to Bosnia for six months."

• "I will never be one of those people who gains weight back after gastric bypass."

• "I can't possibly get pregnant--I'm infertile."

• "If I ever had to pay $3.50 a gallon for gas, I'd take public transportation."

• "No one will ever read it anyway."

• "Thirty-five seems so...old."

• "Of course it's true!"

• "Why do we need anything faster than dial-up?"

• "They can't keep him there for more than a year."

So, internets, what are some the most naively stupid things
you've ever said?