Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Dress Me up.

O.K., internets, I need your brilliant suggestions.

What should I be for Halloween?

I know, I know. I'm cutting it a little close, seeing as how I need the costume by Friday evening.

I've been looking around, but someone tell me--when did every adult female costume become skanky?

The witch? A whore. Angel? Whore. Fairy? Whore. Snow White? Disney Whore. Raggedy Ann? Whore with a yarn wig. They even managed to whore-ify Spongebob, Freddy Krueger and Hermione Granger .

So my ready-made costume choices are somewhat limited. Here are a few that I liked, but I'm definitely open to suggestions, especially of the non-ready made variety.

(I would wear more than a swimsuit with the one on the left, and black leggings with the one on the right.)

Help me, Internets! You're my only hope.

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