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Dear Sierra Club,

Thank you for paying for military kids aged 9-12 to go to a week of sleep away YMCA camp at the lake. I was thisclose to selling a kid or two on the black market, but now that we can (legally) take one out of the equation for the next 6 days, I might not lose my mind after all.


Dear Internets,

Sorry I've been a delinquent writer. I think my thyroid has gone crazy. Again. My blood pressure and blood sugars are sky high. I'm bloated like a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon. I've been inordinately exhausted for a week. And I feel like my blog has turned into that of an 80 year old woman, what with all my complaining about ailments. Anyway, I'll try to write something that doesn't involve illness or surgery tomorrow, just because I love you.

And that invitation for guest posts is still open. Please?