Paddle faster. I hear banjo music.

The Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge Welcoming Committee

So, tomorrow we leave for our big Hillbilly Vacation to Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge, Tennessee.

Jealous much?

I probably won't be posting much all week (I mean, do they even have internet in hillbilly country?). Unless the hillbilly-ness is just too good not to share--then you know I'll post.

Maybe I'll even come home with a mullet. Or a Dolly Parton wig!

Also, if you send me your mailing address (to my e-mail address listed on the top right of the page--NOT in the comments!) by Wednesday, I'll totally send you a postcard. The most hillbillyish postcard I can find. Maybe even one from Dollywood!

(For real, I'll send you a postcard. And I probably won't even sell your address to a marketing company!)