I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

So, I don't know if it's because she's in the new Pink video or what, but in the past two weeks I've gotten five e-mails from people telling me I look like Tina Majorino.

Tina Majorino.

Not Tina Majorino.
Maybe a distant cousin or something.

What I find kind of funny about the comparison is that one of her best known roles was Deb in Napoleon Dynamite. And as I've pointed out before...

Teen-aged Will looked an awful lot like...

Napoleon Dynamite.

(Will danced exactly like this at every high school dance.)

Maybe it was destiny.

Except I'm pretty sure that if Will ever asked me to play tether ball I'd assume it was a euphemism for something dirty.