Thursday Morning Confessions

I took this 5 minutes ago.

1. I haven't changed my calendar since November.

2. I feel guilty when I make a Middle Eastern dish and serve it with pork.

3. I have a Facebook "friend" that I despise. I keep this person as a "friend" because we have numerous "friends" in common, and even though this person likely has me hidden, every time a mutual "friend" comments on my status or I comment on theirs, the "friend" I despise is forced to see it. And I know it annoys them. And that makes me happy.

4. We're on day four of snow days this week. I made my kids clean and organize their closets after breakfast. Now they're all doing homework that I made up for them. After that, they're washing mop boards in every room.

5. I haven't cooked potatoes or red meat since Will left more than three weeks ago.

6. There's nothing wrong with cereal for dinner once a week, right?

7. I'm teaching a group exercise class twice a week. It's giving me a complex because I'm pretty much the fattest person there.

8. I might have gone into Will's closet and sniffed his clothes when I missed him last week.

9. I broke the car wash near me last week because I can't drive in a straight line.

10. I painted my dining set black and replaced the chairs. I love it. You can see the before and afters HERE (scroll down to the end of the post).