Thursday, January 28, 2010

Thursday Morning Confessions

1. I should really give up the pretense of calling these Thursday Morning Confessions. I never get this posted before noon.

2. I really wish McKenzie Phillips had not shared about her alleged, consentual, incestuous relationship with her father. Now I get creeped out whenever I hear a song by The Mamas and The Papas.

3. It really annoys me that Firefox thinks that consentual is spelled incorrectly. I looked it up. It's correct.

4. I really should be cleaning bathrooms right now, but I just don't feel like it.

5. Will cost me a Kindle and a $50 Amazon gift card. Pioneer Woman had a quiz last night. The first person to answer all the questions correctly would win a Kindle and the gift card. I know for sure I got all the questions right except one:

4. Name a word that begins with the letter “P” that can be defined in the following way:

…an expert in a particular subject or field who is frequently called on to give opinions about it to the public

I could not think of the answer, so I asked Will. He said "Professional." It kind of works, and I truly could not think of a better answer (mainly because once I had professional in my head it was impossible to think of any other word), so I went with it. My answers were submitted FIRST, so if professional had been correct, I would have won. Unfortunately I realized about 15 minutes after I submitted the answers that the word she was looking for was pundit. Sigh. Maybe she'll see that professional could be correct and give it to me anyway? Maybe?

6. I don't even care about getting a Kindle--I prefer real books. I just wanted to win something.

7. I sprinkled sugar free hot chocolate powder over my fat free popcorn for a snack earlier. It was yummy. So yummy, in fact, that you'd never know I got the idea from getting sick after eating popcorn and drinking hot chocolate last week. After the retching stopped I was like, "Hey, that after taste isn't half bad..."

8. A positive thing about being morbidly obese? I never knew that I was bloating up every month. I've gained 10 pounds of fluid in 2 days and it sucks. And it shows, which is worse.

9. Max & Ruby pisses me off so much that I cannot be in earshot when it's on.

10. Other than cheap car registration, I can't think of a single reason to keep our residency in Utah. We pay them a lot of taxes for no reason. We haven't lived there since 2000, and we own no property there.

Bonus confession: I'm going to go nap before I clean the bathrooms. If I clean the bathrooms.

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