Thursday, March 4, 2010

Thoughts from the Queen of Randomland

Anyone can be the Mayor of Randomtown. I have higher aspirations.
I. Dear Sarah,
No matter what happens now, you'll always have this:

This is proof that you are still more awesome than the other 99.999% of the population whose brilliant ideas never get a half page write up singing their praises in Better Homes and Freaking Gardens.


II. They were doing drawings at the Y today for customer appreciation. I won this.


Call me crazy, but if your business is running a gym, isn't it counter productive to give away home exercise equipment to your paying members? (And even more ironic, it's made by Gold's Gym.)


III. Lost is starting to piss me off. First of all, NO SAWYER!!! Not even for half a second. I mean, where is he? Last I knew, he was helping Unlocke. Why wasn't he with him at Claire's camp, and why wasn't he with him at the temple? Second of all, I hate that Sayid can't remain good on or off the island, in any timeline or reality. I really just want him to be a good guy, but he's apparently pure evil now. Thirdly, STILL NO REAL ANSWERS! Consider us fighting, Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof. (But on a non-pissed off note, I think Hurley will be the next Jacob.)



IV. This picture pretty much sums up Will's and my relationship.

My side................Will's side.


V. I'm renting 2012 tomorrow. The reviews were awful, which makes me even more excited to see it. Oh, and it has John Cusack. Disaster movie + Ridiculous storyline + Lloyd Dobler = Best Friday night ever.



VI. When I'm at the check out at a store and I see that someone has tried to sign the digital touchpad with a real pen, I want to write down their name (because, you know, it's right there in PEN) and track them down and punch them in the throat.



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