Midnight in the garden of drag queen bingo.

So, it's midnight and my brain is so not functioning right now and I reek like cigarette smoke and I just spent nearly three hours at drag queen bingo.

It was pretty awesome.

I'd tell you all about it, but I'd have to use words I wouldn't normally say.

I'll leave you with this:

Unfortunately this isn't all of us. Three are missing. This was the conversation immediately after the picture was taken:

Jen: "You just got your picture taken with a bunch of Mormon housewives."
Drag Queen: "Can I be a sister wife???!!!"

Awesome.