Stripper 101

So today's Vegas adventure was a stripper class.

Stripper 101 graduating class of 2011
(The hot one holding her boob was the teacher)

Not only can I now give a mean lap dance, but I can work the pole like a champion tether ball player. And with these tips, now you can too:

• Give the cookie, take it away.
• Just pretend you're putting on lotion.
• Don't do the good stuff on the first song.
• Boob check and sexy stretch.
• If you get tired or bored, just bend over, hold the pole and sway. That'll buy you at least five minutes.
• If you freak out, just turn around and shake your ass.
• Insist on payment upfront.
• Layer your panties.
• Don't get too close to the pole or you'll break your cookie.
• Bruised shins are the sign of an amateur.

Breaking my cookie