Thursday, March 24, 2011

Stripper 101

So today's Vegas adventure was a stripper class.

Stripper 101 graduating class of 2011
(The hot one holding her boob was the teacher)

Not only can I now give a mean lap dance, but I can work the pole like a champion tether ball player. And with these tips, now you can too:

  • Give the cookie, take it away.
  • Just pretend you're putting on lotion.
  • Don't do the good stuff on the first song.
  • Boob check and sexy stretch.
  • If you get tired or bored, just bend over, hold the pole and sway. That'll buy you at least five minutes.
  • If you freak out, just turn around and shake your ass.
  • Insist on payment upfront.
  • Layer your panties.
  • Don't get too close to the pole or you'll break your cookie.
  • Bruised shins are the sign of an amateur.

Breaking my cookie

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