Ready for another Y story?
So, I was swimming yesterday, and one of the Little Old Asian Ladies that's there every day comes walking out of the locker room. She's got on a new bathing suit.
It's, ummm, very high cut. Very, very high cut. In front.
Like a reverse thong.
Are you getting a mental image here yet?
It was all I could do to keep my self from screaming, "LABIA!!!! I CAN SEE YOUR LABIA!!!!!!"
I could totally see her labia. Everyone could totally see her labia.
It's disturbing enough to see naked elderly lady parts in the locker room--at least it's expected in there--but it's a whole other story when hoo-ha parts are flopping out the side of your bathing suit on the pool deck.
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