I think I have swine flu. And Happy Mother's Day.

Or maybe it's just the regular flu. Or maybe it's just a cold. In any case, I feel crappy. I can't breathe. I can't swallow. I can't stay awake longer than 20 minutes at a time. I have tissues wedged in my nostrils to stop a trail of snot from forming wherever I go.

And? My husband totally forgot about Mother's Day. I didn't even get a card. If you see him, be sure to harass him about ignoring his sick wife/mother of his three children on Mother's Day.

And mom? Happy Mother's day. My throat's too sore to call, so this will have to do for today. Here are some pictures to remind you of of the days when you probably wondered why you chose to have children:

The last two are of my sister. Doesn't she look just like ET in the last one?