(Today is Will's court date for the failure to yield ticket he
received for the accident he caused a few weeks ago.
The accident in which he totally totaled our family van. Totally.)
received for the accident he caused a few weeks ago.
The accident in which he totally totaled our family van. Totally.)
Dear Will,
I hope your court appearance goes well and they let you off with a stern warning and a fine. I don't think I can wait for you if they send you to prison. I have needs, you know. Someone has to bring home the bacon, and you can be sure it's not going to be me. That's why I had kids.
Also, you're too pretty for prison. I'd be really jealous if you ended up as someone else's bitch (you swore to only be my bitch for eternity.)
Good luck!
Your loving wife,
Brandi
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