Saturday, July 18, 2009

Letters to the editor.



The following are actual e-mails (or portions of them) I have received about this blog.

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Brandi,

Thanks for turning me on to so many fun and entertaining blogs. I find your writing style slightly annoying but your friends rock!

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Dear Brandi,

If you dislike being LDS so much why don't you become Catholic or Baptist or athiest [sic]? We don't need Latter Day Saints like you representing our church.

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Dear Queen of the Douglass Diaries,

I would like to tell you that some Mormon missionaries came to my door today and I let them in because of you. I don't think I'll be converting any time soon, but I was at least willing to listen. I think your [sic] awesome!

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There's not enough brain bleach in the world to undo the damage your fat pictures have caused. You must stop posting them immediately.

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Brandi,

Nice ass!

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Brandi--

If you ever consider becoming a lesbian or bisexual shoot me an e-mail. I think I love you.

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That's 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back. You're a talentless hack. Blogs like this are a dime a dozen. Women like you need to get a real job. A blog address doesn't make one a writer and a fancy camera doesn't make one a photographer.

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