Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Dear Kate.

Dear Kate,

I owe you an apology. I once blamed your shrewiness for Jon's affair. I was wrong. You're still an evil shrew and I still think it would be torturous to be married to you (or to be one of your eight children), but now I see that Jon is a buttmunch of the highest order and probably would have cheated anyway. The fact that you're a harpie just maybe led him to do it sooner rather than later. I realize now that you did society a great favor: You kept us from having to see Jon make a complete fool of himself with his Ed Hardy t-shirts, pierced ears and 22 year old party-girl girlfriends. Thank you for all the years I didn't have to see that.


P.S. I'd have caused a scene and called the cops if my buttmunch ex-husband had a skanky ho over to "babysit," too.

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