Friday, January 23, 2009

My apologies.

Sort of.

Will was appalled by my fake swearing yesterday and said that I shouldn't represent myself that way.

But you know what? That's who I am. And this is my blog. And if I feel like fake swearing, I'm frakkin going to.

Damn hell damn hell damn hell damn hell damn hell damn hell bitch.

I feel better now.

Anyway, I'm sorry if it offended anyone. I'm not sorry I said it.

In other news, I'm less mad about the surgery situation today. Losing 4 pounds while you sleep does that to you.

I was cleared for all exercise (except weights), so I sweat my butt off (literally) on the recumbent elliptical today. 45 minutes straight. It says I burned 500 calories. That's more than I ate yesterday and will eat today combined. Woo hoo!

Also, I've been trying to find a way to work this into a post for a week now, but it never fit, so here is as good a place as any. Will walked into his Priesthood class (it's like Sunday School for men), and as he approached the bench to sit he saw that it was covered in cracker crumbs. Now, remember we live in Georgia, and that Will is a skinny white guy when you read the next part.

He asked, "Is this the cracker bench?"


P.S. Frak damn hell!!!


  1. Brandi, this is your blog, and if you want to swear on it you have every right. You were clearly upset, and when I am upset, saying "Gee, I am not super duper happy!" just doesn't cut it.

    Also, it would be so freaking rad if I could spend 45 minutes on an elliptical and burn two days worth of calories! I would order 25 boxes of Girl Scout cookies instead of 5 if that were the case. You'll be a skinny minny in no time at this rate!

  2. I just want to know if I can fake swear on your blog, too. Just in case my 76 year old, daughter of pioneer stock MIL reads my own blog? I don't want to ruin the image of me she holds dear.

    Congratulations on losing weight in your sleep. I've been gaining it in mine.

  3. Hell No, I don't find it offensive that you fake swear. It made me think, damn, she got some of my genes after all.
    I could just picture Will making that remark about the crackers. I couldn't stop laughing.
    The weight will continue to come off everyday and you'll be thin before you know it.

  4. Brandi, for the record, I LOVE your mom. ;D

  5. the main problem i have with your swearing is the fact that my son Samuel reads your blog...

  6. Hahahahaha! Is this the cracker bench! That's just hilarious.

    Not sayin nuthin bout no cussin, fake or not.

  7. Hell yeah! Swear away! I was just thinking how much I loved your sort-of-swearing. -Really, I was.


  8. Sylwia!! I don't even let Ben read this blog! It's really probably not for kids under 16, even without the swearing.

  9. Really, I was SO offended by your fake swearing that I had to sit quietly and read through the entire Work and the Glory series just to clean my spiritual palate, all the while singing "Follow the Prophet" quietly to myself and asking for forgiveness for reading this blog.

    Well, nah. Really, I didn't even notice there was swearing. Guess that tells something about me. :-)

  10. Brandi

    My rule in life is if it's ok for me to read or watch, it's ok for my kids. If Ben comes over to play with Samuel, I'll have to tell Samuel not to show him your funny blog....

  11. HAHAHA!!! Swear away Titty you know worse has come out of my mouth!!! =]
    I can't stop laughing at Will...He's such a cracker =]


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