Friday, June 19, 2009

Everything I know in life I learned from watching eighties movies

1. Geeks grow up to be hot. Give them your panties if they ask.

2. Claire is a fat girl's name.

3. Wax on, wax off.

4. Being the hottest thing to fly a fighter jet and/or dance around in sunglasses and tighty-whiteys and/or open a bar on a tropical island does not guarantee that you will not become a total nut job later in life.

5. You don't need talent if your name is Corey.

6. Real vampires don't sparkle.

7. It's better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.

8. You'll never have friends like the ones you had when you were twelve.

9. Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

10. Each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal.

*A million points if you can name all the movies I referenced.

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