Hold on to your ovaries.

Looky who I got to steal for a few hours today. Just be warned, you will ovulate immediately.

Oh how I wish I had that fancy camera I was once accused of having.
And some photography skills to go with it.

We talked baby talk.
We danced (he likes REO Speedwagon).
We napped a little.
I only returned him because I feared Sylwia's breasts might explode if I didn't.