The universe is mocking me.

You know those recent posts I've written about girls being easier than boys? Apparently God took that as a personal challenge.

I'm pretty sure Amelia has been possessed by a demon.

This picture is two years old, but you can sort of see the demon potential brewing.
By the way, the clothes she's wearing in this picture still fit her. I guess she's a pygmy demon.

In other news, we're heading out on a 1000 mile road trip early tomorrow morning. Two full days of driving, three days with my family in New Hampshire, then two more full days of driving home (with the above mentioned demon child and her boy-demon siblings). Yes, as a matter of fact we are insane. And don't worry. You'll be getting a blow by blow account of the insanity this week. It's probably safe to say there will be a few Houseguest Haikus.

Dear potential burglars who just read that we'll be gone for six days: We, ummm, have a huge pit bull guarding the house. Yeah, that's it. A pit bull. And booby traps like on Home Alone.