Taking Applications

Are you fat? Have you ever felt fat, even if you're not? How about frumpy? Are you frumpy? Ever spend a whole day in your pajamas? Do you currently, or have you ever in the past, owned a pair of mom-jeans?

Do you like to get together with other fat and frumpy women to talk about sex? Engage in good natured (usually) debates with them? Eat with them?

If a friend called you up on Saturday and said, "We're picking you up in an hour to drive two hours to Ikea and we won't be back until late at night" would you be able (and willing) to drop whatever you were doing, kiss your husband and kids goodbye and go?

How about games? Do you like games? All kinds of games?

Do you think you can handle Sylwia?




If you can answer yes to these questions, I'm looking for you.

Do to the moving policies of the US Army, there is a vacancy (soon to be two) in the BFF's (Formerly known as the Fat Frumpy Five).

If you think you have what it takes, please take a moment to submit your application via the comments.

All qualified applicants will be accepted.

As long as you're not skinnier than me.