Thursday, September 17, 2009

Thursday Morning Confessions: Photo Edition

Today there will be only one confession, and it will be in the form of a photograph.

The confession is this: Losing 144 pounds in 12 months has made my mid-section look like something from a carnival freak show.

And I'm going to show it to you.

Don't worry, you won't see any of my naughty bits, but some people may not want to see my freakishly saggy stomach. That's O.K. I understand. You should probably just leave now, though.

First, here--some kittens. This is my act of kindness for those of you who have it set so that the first image from a blog post is posted on your blog roll. I assure you, you don't want my rolls on your roll.

O.K., are you ready for the freak show? This is your last chance to turn back.

Remember, what has been seen cannot be unseen.

One of my friends, after seeing the horror of my mid-section, declared, "It looks like a butt!" Yup. It kinda does.

And this, folks, is why Spanx are my friend.

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