Wednesday, December 2, 2009

It's good to be frumpy...

...because the hot girls aren't fairing so well.

Elin Nordegren.
Married to Tiger Woods, who (allegedly, though his statement today is practically an admission) cheated on her with a cocktail waitress.

Elizabeth Hurley.
Model and actress.
Ex-boyfriend, Hugh Grant, admittedly cheated on her with a prostitute (who, by the way, looked like she'd been severely beaten with the Ugly Stick).

Singer. Actress. Fergalicious in every way.
Husband of less than a year, Josh Duhamel, (allegedly) cheated on her with a stripper.

Jennifer Aniston.
Actress. Hollywood's sweetheart.
Her ex-husband, Brad Pitt, cheated on her with Angelina Jolie.

O.K., never mind. I'd probably cheat with Angelina Jolie, too.

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