Why I'm Awesome

1. Because last night we won the Gingerbread House contest at the ward Christmas party. There was only supposed to be one winner, but ours was so awesome they had to create a whole new category just so we could get a prize.

That's right. We made a saloon. At a church function.

I wonder if we would have won if the judges had known there were little candy prostitutes and gamblers inside?

2. Because after 14 long months I have finally reached my goal weight! I am officially 150 pounds as of this morning. I'm officially a "normal" weight. I've lost 155 pounds--more than half of my body weight.

Bask in my awesomeness.

Just don't stare too hard at that shirt or you'll get a seizure.