Monday, December 14, 2009

Mailbag Monday: Short and Sweet Edition


Sorry, I know it's almost not Monday anymore. Better late than never, right? Here are some quickies from the inbox.


"Brandi,
If you could look like any celebrity, who would it be?"


Hmm. Ummmm. Hmm. I'm thinking...
I'm going to go with Liv Tyler. I've always found her strikingly beautiful. I'm sure I'll probably think of someone else later.




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"Brandi,
What's your favorite color?"


Green. It has been for as long as I can remember.

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"Brandi,
Are you on Santa's naughty or nice list this year?"


That depends on who you're talking to.

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"Brandi,
Are there things you won't talk about on your
blog?"


Yes. But I can't tell you what they are.

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Hate Mail of the Day:

"I just wasted 15 minutes of my life that I can't back reading this drivel. You are the most self important person I've ever had the displeasure to encounter. Do us all a favor and stop wasting bandwidth.
Ethan B*******"
[Ethan-- Why on earth did you keep reading for 15 minutes?]

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