Things that annoy me today.

1. The remaking of "We are the World." It's not that I care that they're remaking it, but have you seen some of the "artists" lending their voices? Lil' Wayne (Huh. He must have gotten a special work release from prison), The Jonas Brothers, Kanye West and Miley freakin' Cyrus. Of course back in 1985 people were probably turning up their noses at U2 and Cyndi Lauper...

What are Vince Vaughn and Jeff Bridges doing there?

2. That I've got the theme from "The Facts of Life" stuck in my head. I haven't even seen it in more than a decade. How did the song even get in my head?

3. Old people in the commissary. Especially the old woman who completely blocked the flow of traffic in both directions in the frozen food aisle while she ate her frozen pizza sample. And she ate the pizza like a 2 year old. Instead of holding it up and biting from the edge, she pressed the whole thing, including the napkin to her face and gnawed on it from the center. And then she walked around with DiGiorno all over herself while she finished her shopping. I wish the commissary would make special senior hours. That way I'd know when to stay to heck away.

4. The woman at the gym who comes in every day with full hair and make up and just sits on the machines and flirts with guys. You don't want to work out? Fine, but could you please free up the machine for people who do?

5. The way female gymnasts wear eight million clips in their hair.