Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Another lame post.

Sorry internets.

I totally feel like I'm letting you down.

I sat down a few times today to try to write something and the only thoughts that came to mind were "don't kill the kids" and "you need to clean bathrooms today." Mostly, though, it was "don't kill the kids."
It's hot and I'm dangerously menstrual and I don't like kids in general, so being cooped up with them all day isn't good for me OR them and I haven't completely shaken the pneumonia and bronchitis and there have been an over abundance of elderly Asian people at the Y who smell like sweat and garlic this week and I was really looking forward to relaxing with a tall glass of lemonade and Lost, but my stupid DVR won't let me watch it while it's still recording, which is ridiculous because I do it every week, which is further proof that the universe, including Dish Network, hates me today.

However, this did make me laugh:

It came from this site, which is pretty funny. And makes me want to vandalize stuff.

O.K., it's 10:00. Hopefully the DVR will stop being a little bitch so I can watch Lost now.

Wish me luck.

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