I apparently was not in a Sunday frame of mind this morning.
The kids were watching New Testament Stories (you know, the ones the church puts out where it's just static illustrations with narration?).
The narrator said, "And Jesus cast his fishnets into the sea and commanded his disciples to likewise cast their fishnets into the sea." And when I heard this, all I could imagine was Jesus and His disciples flinging fishnet stockings into the water.
I know. I'm going to hell.
They did not mean this.
P.S. Do not do a Google Image search for "Jesus fishnets." Just...don't.