And on the eighth day, God created Rainbow Cleaning Systems.

Now the Rainbow Salesman was more subtle than any beast of the field which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said Ye shall not make use of every cleaning device of the garden?

And the woman said unto the Rainbow Salesman, We may make use of the cleaning devices of the garden:

But of the Rainbow Cleaning System which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not make use of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye spend money unwisely.

And the Rainbow Salesman said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely spend money unwisely:

For God doth know that in the day ye make use thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing clean from unclean.

And when the woman saw that the Rainbow Cleaning System was good for cleaning, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a cleaning device to be desired to make one's floor and air truly clean, she purchased the Rainbow Cleaning System thereof, and did clean, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did clean.

And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that their floors were dirty; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves area rugs.

And they heard the voice of the Lord God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the Lord God amongst the trees of the garden.

And the Lord God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?

And Adam said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because my floor was dirty; and I hid myself.

And He said, Who told thee that thou hast dirty floors? Hast thou purchased of the Rainbow Cleaning System, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not purchase?

And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the Rainbow Cleaning System, and I did clean.

And the Lord God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The Rainbow Salesman beguiled me, and I did purchase.

And the Lord God said unto the Rainbow Salesman, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:

And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy sales pitch and her checkbook; I shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy mess; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children with muddy shoes; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast purchased of the Rainbow Cleaning System, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not purchase it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in filthiness shalt thou live of it all the days of thy life;

In the sweat of thy face shalt thou use regular vacuums, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return via water filtration.

And this, my friends, is why Rainbow Salesmen are not allwed to pitch to the wife without the husband present.