Friday, March 6, 2009

Did you hear?

Denny's has a new special in honor of Octomom. It's eight eggs, no sausage, and the person at the next table pays for it.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on your door step?
Matt.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and his left leg?
He's all right.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Taquila!

What do you see when you look down a mole hole?
Molasses.

How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.

Two guys walked into a bar.
The third one ducked.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

What do you call lesbians in Alaska?
Klondikes.

Where do you find a cat with no legs?
Right where you left him.

Have you heard about boomerangs?
They're coming back.

Did you hear about the basketball player with leprosy?
He was all over the court.

Why don't blind people skydive?
It scares the crap out of the dog.

6 comments:

  1. Gross...all over the floor...ewwwww
    haha

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  2. wow...you are full of the funny today...or possibly the cheesy.

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  3. That was disgusting and hilarious. I LOVED it!

    PS -One of your ads is for people with behavioral issues. Ha!

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  4. I love that you are so freaking politically incorrect :)

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  5. Did Pa tell you all these?? =]

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