Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The 4th child.

First, why did no one tell me I spelled thieving wrong in the title of my last post? Geez, people, help a girl out!

Anyway, last night I put some water in the microwave to heat. While it was heating I discovered the Google Ad fiasco and was fuming and filling out the appeal form when it finished.

I have one of those microwaves that annoyingly beeps every 30 seconds until you open the door when it's done.

After about the 4th beep I unconsciously turned to the microwave and yelled, "Just a minute! Mommy is very busy right now!!"

Hmmm...can't imagine where that came from...

P.S. Tomorrow I'm going to do the unthinkable. I'm going to post a swimsuit picture. Of myself. You've been warned.


  1. I've never considered the microwave a child, but I do yell at mind when it beeps. Is that your or just a microwave? It's cute. At least the microwave won't backtalk you. :)

  2. Ha. Sounds like something I'd do. I tend to apologize to furniture when I bump into it.

  3. Hudson's in the mom-mommom-mom-mom-momomom stage right now. It's such a habit I've caught him saying "mom..." and then realizing he didn't actually have anything to say or to ask. Anyway, I lock the back door when my kids are outside so that they don't run in and out every thirty seconds bringing half the sand box with them each time. I open a window so I can hear them in case they get hurt or actually need something. But then Hudson stands at the window, doing the mom-mom-mom thing, only at the top of his lungs. When I know he's just being annoying and needs to give it up and go play, I tend to ignore him. I'm sure all my neighbors think my kids are neglected. Is that better or worse than you neglecting your 4th child?


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