Monday, March 9, 2009

Soup and Sweat

So, I'm going away on a girl's weekend Friday. I'm going to make them a pot of this. I think it'll be a big hit.


I saw this at Kroger today, and did a double take because I didn't think it really said what I thought it did. And then I giggled the rest of the time I shopped, because I'm 12 like that.


In other news, I have a problem. You'll laugh, but it's serious.

I have a real issue with, umm, crotch sweat. Lately I look like I wet myself after I work out. My hoo-ha works hard for her money. Got any suggestions?

9 comments:

  1. Ha Ha Ha.

    When I work out really hard, my boobs sweat. But it's not the normal under boob sweat that normal people have. I look like I'm leaking milk. So I guess it's nipple sweat.

    I think you shouldn't worry about your sweaty crotch.

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  2. Um, Depends and nursing pads?

    And now you've got profane euphemisms for both female AND male anatomy on your blog, so let the good ads roll!

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  3. Is it in the aisle with the Spotted Dick? I'm still not sure what that is, but Heinz produces it. I hope it's better than it sounds. hehehe

    As for sweat, no advice. I don't sweat. The minute I start to perspire, I stop doing what I'm doing. I'm close today, too. It's a thousand degrees in my office and I'm wearing a tank top. Glad I didn't go with the stockings today. Good luck!

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  4. I have just read your last four posts and I was laughing so hard. Your crack me up!! Thanks!

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  5. Pads. They work. My "friend" has to use them when she works out really hard. aka Soccer, volleyball, a rigorous game of tag... After having a few kids she leaks a little too. It's not all sweat. So I hear. Right Sarah G? (And she isn't the friend I am referring to. Promise.)

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  6. I've started having the same trouble during exercise. I sweat more than the average woman anyway...add exercise, and it's like I urinated all over myself.

    I read online that you are not supposed to use deodorant (duh) or pads...because pads can irritate your pee-pee valve.

    The only suggestion that has worked is wearing dark clothes to hide the sweat and longer shirts.

    And personally, I'm on an anti-"anything cock flavored" kick...just on principle alone.

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  7. Be sure to let us all know the actual flavor of that soup. I am really curious. I laugh like I'm twelve too and at the most inappropriate things. It is a little embarrassing. About your little problem after working out. I say, sweat is sweat. If it means your burning calories I would say bring it on!

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  8. Man, I gotta get me some of that cock-flavored soup! That's AWESOME! And hey, if my husband can giggle everytime someone says "balls," and my brother can add a subliminal "hole" anytime someone says "but..." then hey, we can enjoy some cock-flavored soup!

    And yeah, I'm a big sweater, too. I'd like to say it makes us all powerful and Xena Warrior Princess-like, but really, it's just kinda McNasty.

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  9. I have the sweaty boob problem... and I have been known to but deoderant under the jugs.

    However, after out boob job, I fully expect them to be perky and not a problem.

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